This story starts off with a guy so down on his luck that he feels like getting so wasted, so far gone that his problems are just a blur and soon forgotten. So he goes to the local bar and tells the bartender that his wife left him for another man and she took the kids and the dog. Then he explains that the fire that happened the other day burned up his house and is now living in a crappy motel. So he then asks the bartender for the strongest drink he has. The bartender then says that he has a drink that is called "The Mind Eraser" and explains that he can only have one because of their potency. The guy slams his money on the bar and tells the bartender to bring it on. He quickly drinks his drink and goes outside for a smoke. The guy comes back in the bar with tears in his eyes. He tells the bartender that he doesn't think the drink was strong enough. He then tries to order another one. The bartender explains once again how he can only sell one per customer. But the guy keeps at him begging him for another, asking him to consider his situation. The bartender than gives in and tells the guy that the only way he is going to sell him another one is if he signs a waiver saying the bar is not responsible for what happens when he leaves. The guy agrees and signs the waiver. The bartender hands the guy the drink. The guy downs it and now is very unstable. He is walking five feet one way and ten feet the other trying to get out the bar door. The guy then leaves the bar and comes back the next day. The guy explains to the bartender that he had the worst night of his life, blowing chunks all night. The bartender then says to the guy that he warned him the night before. The guy cries out "You Don't Understand I Had The Worst Night Of My Life, I Was Blowing Chunks All Night" The bartender shrugs his shoulders and reminds him of the waiver that he had signed before purchasing the second drink. The guy then gets furious and yells out "YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND CHUNKS IS MY DOG".
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