Dirty Joke

I was feeling funny today and thought you might like to hear a joke. I have a dirty joke that I have been telling for years. Here it goes...

This story starts off with a guy so down on his luck that he feels like getting so wasted, so far gone that his problems are just a blur and soon forgotten. So he goes to the local bar and tells the bartender that his wife left him for another man and she took the kids and the dog. Then he explains that the fire that happened the other day burned up his house and is now living in a crappy motel. So he then asks the bartender for the strongest drink he has. The bartender then says that he has a drink that is called "The Mind Eraser" and explains that he can only have one because of their potency. The guy slams his money on the bar and tells the bartender to bring it on. He quickly drinks his drink and goes outside for a smoke. The guy comes back in the bar with tears in his eyes. He tells the bartender that he doesn't think the drink was strong enough. He then tries to order another one. The bartender explains once again how he can only sell one per customer. But the guy keeps at him begging him for another, asking him to consider his situation. The bartender than gives in and tells the guy that the only way he is going to sell him another one is if he signs a waiver saying the bar is not responsible for what happens when he leaves. The guy agrees and signs the waiver. The bartender hands the guy the drink. The guy downs it and now is very unstable. He is walking five feet one way and ten feet the other trying to get out the bar door. The guy then leaves the bar and comes back the next day. The guy explains to the bartender that he had the worst night of his life, blowing chunks all night. The bartender then says to the guy that he warned him the night before. The guy cries out "You Don't Understand I Had The Worst Night Of My Life, I Was Blowing Chunks All Night" The bartender shrugs his shoulders and reminds him of the waiver that he had signed before purchasing the second drink. The guy then gets furious and yells out "YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND CHUNKS IS MY DOG".

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Yoda Wisdom

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."


"The dark side clouds everything.  Impossible to see the future is."

Today I thought you might like some of the wisdom from Yoda. Yes, Yoda from Star Wars! I know it's a little nerdy but as a kid he had the best quotes. As an adult I am understanding what George Lucas was really trying to say.  We must face our fears in order for us to face our destiny.  Facing our fears is one of the hardest things to do, but as much as it can be rewarding, it can also take over our entire being; and instead of confronting our fears, we become consumed by them.  Taking us further away from our destiny.  No matter how deeply enveloped by our fears we are, no matter how much time we have lived with our sins we can always face those fears and change for the better.  In order for a new world there must be a new you.  Hope you enjoyed Yoda's wisdom as well as my own, I would love to hear your interpretations to Yoda's quotes for everyday life.  Please comment below.  Love yourself and those around you, for humanity is all we have.



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Trials and Tribulations

It's funny this little thing called life. There are so many ups and downs that I am starting to get desensitized to this roller coaster. I'm not saying that I am giving up I'm just not as excited to ride the roller coaster of life anymore. I know I am supposed to be positive in these moments of distress and hard times but the minute I feel a bit of peace and joy I am beaten down with something new. I have lots of faith in God, so this must be my test of faith my trials of life. You can take my material things but my will, my strength, my faith, and love, and my devotion will always remain. For those that can relate with me, keep your head up things will get better. Love yourself and those around you because humanity is all we have.


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Be Yourself

We must find our inner peace to find our outer goal. It is not our plan but God's plan and he will only reward those who know this and live by it. Treat people how you want to be treated no matter the outcome. The universe is greater than any situation. Don't try and find who you are, embrace who you are. There is only one of you, be proud of yourself. People always follow by example, leaving the saying, "Actions speak louder than words". Be who you feel inside and you will find your place in life, your reason for being here. Love yourself and those around you because humanity is all we have.


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Love

Love is one of the strongest of feelings, an energy so strong that it could move mountains. It will make you and it will break you. It is our special power "Love". When we feel it we feel unstoppable, but the minute we lose it we have met our match, it is also our kryptonite. We must remember to always love yourself first, because only the strong survive. But if you have been wronged and you feel like you have given up on love, its not over. It is an emotion that makes you human. The pain will make you stronger preparing you for the right person if you learn from your mistakes and respect and love yourself. The Beatles put it best "All you need is love". So remember love yourself and those around you because humanity is all we have.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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VJay For Ipad (Video DJay)

Came across the very cool app on the Ipad called VJay. You can do so much and it is very smooth, the best part is it is free. I have Posted a couple of video links just click the pictures below. Hope you enjoy this app as much as I do. Happy VJaying!

 

 

 

 

 

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Fake Friends

 

Don't let yourself get stuck in the dark alone. Get rid of the fakes and the phonies in your life. "Do me wrong once shame on you Do me wrong twice shame on me." I give people a chance to prove themselves and I forgive everyone for their mistakes. But some people can't see the error of their ways and it is those people we must wish good luck to and say goodbye. Please stay true to yourselves and the ones around you, love one another for unity is what makes the world turn.


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Poetry From The Past

Here is a poem I wrote a while ago. I hope you enjoy it.

Coping with the way it turns out
Filling me with a confusing time of doubt
And the more and more I shout
Takes me down a road I could live without

Poised and filled with pride
That's how we all start our venturous ride
Through all the people we trusted and have lied
Our first lesson in life, to survive, never run and hide
So misguided in all this honesty I hold inside
My soul diminishes slow and painfully until its died
Hope for the best is all I've tried
But success with no mistakes is falsified

Rendered from time closing in on me
Unwilling to fight for my own democracy
Dictated by society's hypocrisy
Joining the rebels to intoxicate our sobriety
Pissing on the government's system of legality
Following my own road of morality
Headed towards the hateful words of profanity
Living with my anger is part of life's normality
Without my sense of reality
It becomes chaotic calamity
Busting out with my unexplainable personality
Centering my life around my mental fatality
Crucifying my thoughts of achieving totality
For half of me is obsessed with liberality
Only because my other half has trapped all my irrationality
With arms in the air embracing partiality
As a whole my two sides fit better than religion and spirituality
No matter if the look does not match, It's part of God's originality
A painting filled with unexpected singularity
Having conflicts is part of the paintings impracticality
The purpose of it all reveals it's virtuosity
Without the drama it would be murder to all individuality.

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Motivation

Motivation. What motivates us to do what we do? I believe the scars of our past only find peace in our future actions. The things we do are reflections of our past. The past defines you but does not control you unless you let it. Find peace in your past to embrace your future. It is not an easy task, redefining your life. But a necessary one. We must all look deep within ourselves to expose our inner fears, to expose the traumas in our past our childhood our innocence. This will break down the walls and break the chains that keep us where we are today.  In order to move your life into a better place you must leave your past behind. But just like cleaning out the garage you must find the issues that are best thrown away. Look at them so you know what they are then release those parts of your life that weigh heavy on your heart.

 

 

 

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Destiny and Faith

A funny little thing called destiny and faith. How does one know when you have figured out your destiny or gathered your faith? And is there just one moment in our lives that we are meant for? Have we reached our place in life, our reason for living or is it still to come? These questions I have asked myself hundreds of times. And have only theory's to the answers, the rest I guess you could call intuition, the sixth sense, or even simply faith. With this said I believe that there are many reasons why we are here, whether they are reasons meant for you or reasons that you don't see that were meant for others. We all make our own destiny, for what we feel inside will always come out to the world. We become our deepest hopes we envelope our inner most desires one way or another. And when opportunity comes to be who we feel inside we take it and it leads us closer to our destiny, a destiny that we have created. Have faith and believe in yourself and your destiny will revel itself.

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Pride Festival

The Pride Festival

 

 

 

 

 

 

We had an awesome time at the Pride Festival. So much fun with lots of great floats and fabulous people. We met some very flamboyant walks of life, very welcoming and friendly. You must always be proud of who you are inside and out. That is what this festival was all about, feeling great, proud, and confident. We must work together to inspire equality because gay people do not choose to be gay they are born that way. Be proud of who you are, always. 
Love each other because humanity is all we have.

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Movie Shoot

There is a great movie in the air, can you smell it, it smells beautiful!

 

 

Today was such a great day for Creative1 Productions! With an incredible crew and such a talented actor we made movie magic. I can only say that this film is filled with emotion and incredibly passionate, focused on everyday issues in our society. For more information Like us on Facebook just click the link below. 
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Don't forget to come out and show your support at the LA Pride Parade in West Hollywood. The parade route will be between Fairfax Ave. and Robertson Blvd. on Santa Monica Blvd. The date of the event is June 9, 2013 at 11:00am. Be there or be square. Show your support for equal rights and freedom for humanity.


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June Gloom

Hello everyone! Don't let the June Gloom bring you down. Keep your head up, we are all important.

This week has been a busy one for Creavtive1 Productions. We posted a couple of craigslist ads this week and had positive responses and feedback. Thank you to all the great actors and actresses who responded to the ad. For those that have not seen the ad and would like to join the Creative1 revolution click below:  http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tlg/3849325215


I would also like to add that Erica and I will be selling flags at the gay pride parade. Proud to be part of such a huge movement dealing with human rights, freedom, and equality. I am straight myself but I am a huge supporter for humanity. The parade will be held on Sunday June 9th 2013 in West Hollywood California. For more info click below:

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Strong and Sensitive

My Friend shared this with me today!


Just something to think about...Did you know the people that are the strongest are usually the most sensitive? Did you know the people who exhibit the most kindness are the first to get mistreated? Did you know the ones who takes care of others all the time are usually the one who need it the most? Did you know the 3 hardest things to say are I love you, I'm sorry and Help me. Sometimes just because a person looks happy, you have to look past their smile and see how much pain they may be in. To all my friends who are going through some issue right now--Let's start an intention avalanche. We all need positive intentions right now. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my friends, wherever you might be to kindly comment and share this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my friends just for moral support. I know some will!!! I did it for a friend and I know you will too. You have to COMMENT & SHARE this one!!!!


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Famous Quotes

Today I was going through and reading famous quotes and I thought I would share a few of them with all of you.


Your future is only as bright as your mind is open.
- Rich Wilkins

The test of intelligence (is) not how much we know how to do, but how we behave when we don't know what to do. Similarly, any situation, any activity, that puts before us real problems, that we have to solve for ourselves, problems for which there are no answers in any book, sharpens our intelligence.
- John Holt

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. One should for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

Those who listen to instruction will prosper; those who trust the Lord will be happy. The wise are known for the understanding, and instruction is appreciated if it's well presented.
- Old Testament: Proverbs

Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill

Learning is not child's play; we cannot learn without pain.
- Aristotle

If you're so smart, how come you ain't rich?
- American Saying

That last one I had to throw in there it made me laugh!

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Life Lesson

The time has come for us to use what was given to us by God, kindness. For us to rise above the hate and violence. To unite as one word "Peace". Their is hope for ourselves and our youth. We must find peace within ourselves in order to create peace around us. Happiness is only skin deep. Working towards a better life and a better world. Each of us have an obligation to each other. We must teach by example. "Treat people how you want to be treated" this is the golden rule. There are no small parts in this world only small people. Make good choices, love one another, and smile it is contagious.


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